If These Walls Could Talk is an improvised comedy duo starring Adrian Mackinder and Sarah McGillion. Each show begins with a single object from the audience, inspiring a cascade of spontaneous scenes filled with dynamic characters, sharp dialogue, and emotional depth. Together, they explore the relationships, histories, and moments tied to the object, revealing the stories it could tell if it could talk. Their strong connection and years of experience make every performance funny, surprising, and entirely unrepeatable.